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Jump in, you know you want to.

… and why is that piece of coal winking at me?

theshotgunlaw:

Personally, I think true fights should be done without weapons. But since I am a great shotgun fan, I guess I can give it the win.

From Full Metal Panic

kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies